Stupid Women
Jan. 18th, 2012 05:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
clemon(Warning: This post may contain high levels of sarcasm.)
"Stupid Women. That's redundant, right? Ha Ha"
Why yes sir. It's funny because he said that women are stupid when women are commonly known as being stupid. Ha Ha. Oh yes. I'm lol'ling my pretty face off. Good joke. Good joke.
"Universities are evil."
Of course! What institution makes you pay thousands of dollars for torture? Surely they should pay us!...Oh wait...Oh, it's because of all the evil feminists and environmentalists there? Oh my bad. That's so right.
"I don't want to sign up to have my organs ripped from me when I die."
That's right. Because when you're dead, you'll need them so much. And it's not like someone might actually use them to give to someone else who needs an extra one to live. Or they might be used for a scientific purpose? No sir! You need your rotting decaying organs to get to heaven! Else people will kill you and take your organs from your still-living body!
"We want global warming. Histories show that the human population has increased when the temperatures have increased."
Oh do you? Well you're bat**** insane. ...I mean...darn.
"We must be the most un-politically correct youth group in --------"
And so proud of it too.
(And so ends my rant. I promise that the next post will not mention anything about feminism, because I'm sure whoever reads this must be tired of that by now. I just wanted to rant about what was recently said to me--in the "" marks--in the past week and my "riveting" interior dialogue. It was annoying me.)
Edit: I should probably mention that other than this, the people are very nice, kind, hard-working, generous and dedicated--more than I ever will be.
"Stupid Women. That's redundant, right? Ha Ha"
Why yes sir. It's funny because he said that women are stupid when women are commonly known as being stupid. Ha Ha. Oh yes. I'm lol'ling my pretty face off. Good joke. Good joke.
"Universities are evil."
Of course! What institution makes you pay thousands of dollars for torture? Surely they should pay us!...Oh wait...Oh, it's because of all the evil feminists and environmentalists there? Oh my bad. That's so right.
"I don't want to sign up to have my organs ripped from me when I die."
That's right. Because when you're dead, you'll need them so much. And it's not like someone might actually use them to give to someone else who needs an extra one to live. Or they might be used for a scientific purpose? No sir! You need your rotting decaying organs to get to heaven! Else people will kill you and take your organs from your still-living body!
"We want global warming. Histories show that the human population has increased when the temperatures have increased."
Oh do you? Well you're bat**** insane. ...I mean...darn.
"We must be the most un-politically correct youth group in --------"
And so proud of it too.
(And so ends my rant. I promise that the next post will not mention anything about feminism, because I'm sure whoever reads this must be tired of that by now. I just wanted to rant about what was recently said to me--in the "" marks--in the past week and my "riveting" interior dialogue. It was annoying me.)
Edit: I should probably mention that other than this, the people are very nice, kind, hard-working, generous and dedicated--more than I ever will be.
